[Private]
That's besides the point because I don't see the need to have more than three pairs of socks that I kick off and sometimes act as though I'm going to throw at you so I can hear you squeak and watch you run away. I DON'T KNOW ITS A SOCK BOX WHY WOULD YOU QUESTION A SOCK BOX IN AN ATTIC AND LOOK IN TO SEE IF IT WAS LYING ABOUT ITS SOCKS INSIDE OF IT TO FIND OUT THAT YES, YES, THE SOCK BOX WAS LYING AND HAD A GO BAG IN IT WHY DID YOU UNCOVER ITS SECRET?!
...oh, you do not. Stop that, you.
Oh, Petal. Don't worry about it, since I should have explained things a little bit more, especially before we ran off and got married and...kittens and things. I mean, it's not as though you're not something, yourself. Besides being brilliant and highly observant, I mean. You know what I'm on about: fluttery winged spritely things.