Hiya Ginny. Nice to 'meet' you, as well. And no, it isn't too rude, seeing as how it's already been run through the papers across the pond.
Long and short of it is too many years taking dives and one piss poor bar brawl. Left me with a shattered collar bone, dislocated shoulder and couple of broken ribs. First round of surgeries fix the bones but, they didn't do it right. So I'm back to square one.