[Percy]
Well, since we're on the subject of dreams, I had another. It makes my stage name (Laufeyson) a bit awkward, since in the dream Laufey was my birth father and my adoptive father essentially stole me as a hostage or a spoil of war.
Also we're from Asgard. That Asgard.
Forget caffeine or spicy things before bed. I'll just give up dinner entirely.
Or we could work a trade. I'll even take the fez, although I tend to be against hats as a rule.