[Thor]
Well. I suppose, if it really comes down to it, that having Darth Vader threaten your life if you take a wrong turn here or there is not, actually, the strangest option you have in the world when it comes to GPS voices. My own recently informed me I had the option of installing the Cookie Monster, for instance.
I think I may have to steal you over the summer, and take you to England briefly, is all.
(And if it should come to pass that we visit little villages throughout Northumberland, I shan't stop you from searching for antique toasters, but I'm also not going to join in.)