I suppose it does and now we both know more about squirrels than we wish we knew.
I'll warn you next time I turn it on a newschannel. And I don't even have to make it a point to smile around you as it seems to happen quite naturally. Without my face cracking into two pieces, even. It's fucking astounding. Even if I still spend at least one to two hours after waking, making grumpy faces at everything else. Including being awake.
As for the kitten, I believe that I require pets with some sort of impediment. I don't think kittens arrive naturally roughed up, so see if you can find one that has three legs. And one tiny peg leg, or the likes.