It's not smart, it's simply a highly breakable phone that's not any smarter than the other phone really other than it can look things up now and again but doesn't know how to communicate with the remote or make the birds go breed. Although I hate to be the one to point out, that perhaps their mating habits have gone to shite, since they're ANGRY BIRDS and that means they can't make more eggies as they might engage in domestic abuse rather than egg making sexy times.
That ticker tape is hypnotic. They do that on purpose so they can introduce more subliminal messages while everyone's busy reading the bottom of the screen.
I don't want to think about that (since the answer would be "Miserable"), because every moment with you has been magnificent. I love you also, Petal. It really was the happiest accident ever.