See now I just want to see this. I love my brother, he's one of my closest friends with everything we went through growing up, but I also know he's a pain in the ass and a nightmare to be around when he gets in the mood to be.
You aren't that bad Richie. People just need to learn to read the signs you give them. And then decide whether to ignore them, like I tend to do, or pay attention.
You realize that goes both ways right? The not pretending part of our friendship.