Look, it's a great story. It's like the Epic of Gilgamesh, or the stories of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. They have to be told otherwise they'll be forgotten.
Oh- I know this one. Dryads kidnap men to make more dryad babies, but they also have magic waters that if you drink them you become a dryad too. They tend to do that to the girls that come into the forest so... I think I might be running out of dreams soon.