Eww, marriage is bad and wrong and evil. Casual is so much better. And funner. Only not so much when panties get shoved in someone's pocket in a Starbuck's bathroom and forgotten about until after the fact. WHOOPS.
At least I'm getting them back! And you were thoughtful enough to dry clean them, so the lace isn't messed up. You're so kind! I hope I didn't get them too ooky when I was turned on before we hauled balls to the lady's room!