You're my little almost-stepbrother. Teasing you's in the job description.
In all seriousness, though? This is southern California. There is so much to do around here. If you want to take a day trip to Hollywood, there's a Harry Potter World out there now. Closer by is Disney Land. There's camping, there's malls, there's movie theaters, there's stopping by my place to watch Nico and Hazel practice fencing, there's tons to do.