Percy/Ginny
I don't know how it could be worse, though. Hogwarts sounds like a skin condition for swine.
You could say that. The young lady I was with... I don't even know her name... we were having some alone time and you unintentionally interrupted us by barging in. You were young. We both were younger. High school age. You were about as old as when I had left the family to go to college.