Wow, the Twilight Zone. I know this will sound crazy, but that was one of my very favorite television shows as a child. Who would imagine me walking into the equivalent of an actual episode? It's impossible. Incredible, even.
Just how long have you been here, if I can ask? What sort of things have you seen? I really need to document everything.
It's strange you mention these things occurring for a week or two. Seems like a very predictable pattern. There must be a reason for it.