You know, there are days where I feel like I'd be better off sticking my leg into a trash compactor and waiting for it to devour me whole than speak to another person whose ex "spitefully" put their car in to be destroyed and wants it back.
Sorry dude, that was crunched three days ago. Take it up with your lawyer and leave us out of it.
Also, snow? Seriously? Global warming really is gonna just eradicate us by the end of the century or whatever.