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Regulus Black ([info]leonineserpant) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-10-27 22:11:00

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Entry tags:anakin skywalker, anthony j. crowley, carly greig, chase stein (talkback), lily evans, regulus black

Don't worry, this was taken at a redlight. I'm not about to use my phone in a moving car, especially not with the twins with me. It's just. There are so many things wrong with this that I don't know where to begin.



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[info]darkforcerising
2019-10-28 02:17 am UTC (link)
Oh. My. God.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-28 02:26 am UTC (link)
If you are thinking what I am, that is probably the worst of what's wrong with this thing, yes.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-10-28 02:37 am UTC (link)
What? No! I have NO idea what you could be thinking. Why don't you spell it out?

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-28 03:00 am UTC (link)
The unfortunate name they gave it?

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-10-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
Ha! It's a great name! The best name!

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-28 07:07 am UTC (link)
A name no one really thought through when they were deciding on it.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-10-28 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Tbf, I don’t think they would catch the other meaning, even if they’ed Thought about it.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 02:13 am UTC (link)
That's fair, we are talking about people who the Victorians would have considered prudes.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-10-30 02:38 am UTC (link)
Even Queen Victoria liked Albert's ween.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
The sheer number of kids they had kind of proves that.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-10-30 03:49 am UTC (link)
Exactly.

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[info]dysfunction
2019-10-28 04:13 am UTC (link)
If that doesn't have an unfortunate ring to it.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-28 07:10 am UTC (link)
The most unfortunate part was trying not to laugh while in a car with our two girls who are way too young to explain what was so funny to.

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[info]dysfunction
2019-10-29 04:29 pm UTC (link)
A challenge, I'm sure. Kind of makes you wonder if one person was in charge of the naming committee or if they decided as a collective that it was good idea.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 02:15 am UTC (link)
I'm just imagining a group of little old church ladies deciding as a group over this being the absolute best name ever for their new holiday.

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[info]dysfunction
2019-10-30 02:38 am UTC (link)
They'd probably be horrified by our dirty minds. Maybe try hitting us with their purses.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 03:47 am UTC (link)
Dragging us to our parents by our ears. Even if we're adults.

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[info]dysfunction
2019-10-30 04:11 am UTC (link)
Little old ladies are a unique force of nature.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 04:16 am UTC (link)
Science has yet to explain them.

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[info]dysfunction
2019-10-31 01:59 am UTC (link)
I don't think it ever could.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-31 04:32 am UTC (link)
They're just a whole element of their own.

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[info]vaguesaunter
2019-10-28 11:02 am UTC (link)
That's what Mary Magdalene said.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-29 03:46 am UTC (link)
I didn't know she had a website.

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[info]vaguesaunter
2019-10-29 12:52 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't everyone these days?

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 02:14 am UTC (link)
She might want to talk to Guinness about being the longest living person with one, then.

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[info]aimed_curse
2019-10-29 03:43 am UTC (link)
I can't help but imagine Madison pointing this out to you.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-29 03:47 am UTC (link)
I had to promise them nothing was happening to Halloween. While inwardly dying inside.

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[info]aimed_curse
2019-10-30 05:35 am UTC (link)
I was hoping I was wrong but somehow...I'm glad I wasn't. Did they believe you?

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 05:39 am UTC (link)
I'm Daddy Reg, one of the two people that takes them shopping for costumes and trick or treating. Of course they believed me. Nothing can happen to Halloween if their Dad and I don't let it.

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[info]aimed_curse
2019-10-31 03:48 am UTC (link)
Hey now! I offered to help with that. And then had to back out because of work. You should still bring the girls round for me to see their costumes though!

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-31 04:33 am UTC (link)
I didn't say anything about you! And of course we'll bring them.

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[info]aimed_curse
2019-11-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
Just making sure you hadn't forgotten that I fulfilled my auntly duty. Or at least tried to.

Make sure to do it early. I'm taking part of the night off to go to a party with James and meet his Quidditch mates.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-11-01 02:37 am UTC (link)
They're wearing their costumes to school, so we'll drop by on our way home, if that works best for you?

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[info]aimed_curse
2019-11-01 03:04 am UTC (link)
Brilliant. I'll be waiting for them. And I'll even give them their first pieces of candy of the night.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-11-01 03:12 am UTC (link)
They are REALLY going to be so excited by that.

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[info]psychicraptor
2019-10-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
So...they want to make a second Christmas? And thought that was the best possible name?

I want to see the cards for JesusWeen.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
If they wanted more days for presents, they could just go back to the old school 12 days of christmas. But yeah, apparently they thought this was clearly a clever and not at all jaw dropping name.

I don't think they'd allow the cards on the network somehow.

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[info]psychicraptor
2019-10-30 05:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah but where in California would they find enough maids to send to all their friends?

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 05:40 am UTC (link)
Easy, all the people that move here to break into Hollywood.

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[info]psychicraptor
2019-11-01 02:21 am UTC (link)
I thought maids were supposed to be...pure.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-11-01 02:26 am UTC (link)
The song means milk maids, I don't really think the cows care what someone does in their off time.

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[info]psychicraptor
2019-11-01 03:02 am UTC (link)
You might want to tell that to some of the bible thumpers near my apartment complex.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-11-01 03:12 am UTC (link)
You mean the same sort of people that think a Jewish man from the middle east would have been white with long blonde hair?

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[info]psychicraptor
2019-11-01 03:29 am UTC (link)
Exactly those people. And don't forget scrawny. A Jewish man from the middle east who worked as a carpenter.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-11-01 03:32 am UTC (link)
Fun fact, the most popular images of him as blonde are based on DaVinci's paintings. Where he used his lover as a model,

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[info]aleapoffaith
2019-10-30 06:22 pm UTC (link)
There are a lot of jokes about "JesusWeen" I could make, but they'd probably send me straight to Hell.

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[info]leonineserpant
2019-10-30 07:43 pm UTC (link)
You wouldn't be the first person here joking about it! Personally I don't believe in hell, but if it exists? I doubt those jokes would send you there.

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