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Captain William Laurence ([info]betwixtsea_nsky) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-10-05 10:39:00

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Entry tags:alain johns, amycus carrow, clara oswald, jemma simmons, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lucifer morningstar, pidge gunderson, william laurence

One of my sailors left his shampoo out during his room inspection. I told him that I would be expecting a 500 word autobiography from his bottle of shampoo on my desk by Monday morning.

From the look he gave me, I'm near certain that he would have preferred a more traditional sort of punishment.


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[info]_lightbringer_
2019-10-05 04:42 pm UTC (link)
You call that a punishment?

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-05 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure my sailor did. For me it will most likely be a spot of amusement for my Monday morning.

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[info]_lightbringer_
2019-10-05 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Precisely why does a bottle of shampoo warrant punishment anyway?

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-05 04:54 pm UTC (link)
They're expected to keep their rooms immaculate, with all unnecessary clutter put away after use.

The rest of his room was in fair condition and I could scarcely justify to myself a more conventional punishment for it, so I thought I might get creative this time around.

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(no subject) - [info]_lightbringer_, 2019-10-05 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_lightbringer_, 2019-10-06 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_lightbringer_, 2019-10-07 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-07 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_lightbringer_, 2019-10-07 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-12 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_lightbringer_, 2019-10-13 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-14 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_lightbringer_, 2019-10-14 11:27 pm UTC

[info]needanewplan
2019-10-05 05:22 pm UTC (link)
You are far kinder than I am. I've been known to press for peer reviewed scholarly sources if presented with absurd statements by those who work under me, and then force them to do actual research and write me an essay on why they're wrong when they fail to do so.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 05:31 pm UTC (link)
I should be glad that I do not work under you then. I cannot guarantee I would even know how to find peer reviewed scholarly sources.

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[info]needanewplan
2019-10-06 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I can be quite cruel. But then again, I run a lab, they should know how to find peer reviewed scholarly sources.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I would hope so. It sounds as though a post-secondary degree is the very minimum requirement of your job.

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(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-10-06 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-10-06 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-10-06 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-10-07 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-07 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-10-07 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-14 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-10-14 08:31 pm UTC

[info]alwaysbeenthere
2019-10-05 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Sounds like my teaching days.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 05:32 pm UTC (link)
It does feel that way some days.

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[info]alwaysbeenthere
2019-10-06 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I can imagine! If you ever need some more creative punishments out of the teacher's handbook, feel free to ask.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps I will do that. From the reaction my man gave me, it would seem that the usual punishments seem to have lost some of their effectiveness.

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(no subject) - [info]alwaysbeenthere, 2019-10-06 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alwaysbeenthere, 2019-10-06 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alwaysbeenthere, 2019-10-06 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alwaysbeenthere, 2019-10-07 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-07 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alwaysbeenthere, 2019-10-07 08:08 pm UTC

[info]notadullard
2019-10-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Cruel and unusual.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 05:33 pm UTC (link)
I hadn't thought as much at the time, but I'm beginning to realize that perhaps it was.

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[info]notadullard
2019-10-18 11:20 am UTC (link)
Cort would just beat the hell out of us. What you did is just....disturbing.

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[info]shadowcat
2019-10-05 11:02 pm UTC (link)
What, no keelhauling?

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Only if he had left his conditioner out as well.

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[info]shadowcat
2019-10-06 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Seems lenient.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-06 08:02 pm UTC (link)
This would not be the first time I've been told that.

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(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2019-10-06 08:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2019-10-06 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-06 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2019-10-07 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-07 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2019-10-07 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-12 10:55 pm UTC

[info]bithnyianking
2019-10-08 10:25 pm UTC (link)
This is precisely why I'm glad you weren't my dorm monitor during our school days.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-12 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I'm sure the students who were in my dorm rather wished that as well. I imagine they were all rather relieved when I left for the navy.

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[info]bithnyianking
2019-10-15 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I was sworn to secrecy so I can't confirm or deny that.

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(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-30 04:25 pm UTC

[info]mutinouscomment
2019-10-08 10:29 pm UTC (link)
...Remind me never to let you inspect my place.

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[info]betwixtsea_nsky
2019-10-12 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I am suddenly considering making the trip.

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[info]mutinouscomment
2019-10-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry. Pidge isn't home right now and won't be for the next...three and a half hours.

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(no subject) - [info]betwixtsea_nsky, 2019-10-30 04:25 pm UTC

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