in my defense i was seduced by a brilliant red head. also my villainy was very brief. i think the point is i reformed so that can, y'know? cap has a weird way of being poetic and uplifting.
a cosmic joke, that's what. we have dragons here. like you can put on your insurance form 'burned down by dragon' when claiming and no one really bats an eyelid because yeah, okay, fucking weird but they've seen weirder shit.