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See, I think those are all reasonable grounds for just...getting it over with. Not that I know a damn thing and maybe it's actually supposed to be the mystical unicorns popping out of your perforated hymen with glitter and rainbows and all of that, but...sex never really LOOKS that way.
Uh, that said, you probably want to pick someone who can't get hit with statutory rape charges, or, uh...
Oh God, I sound like Ollie here, but maybe...massagers would be better here.