What your mama doesn't know can't hurt her and I'm not going to be a tattletale about it. I know that face, though! It's what they teach every mother right before she pops the baby out. Mandatory training. They never forget it because it's etched into their memory for the next forever, after learning it while trying to squeeze a watermelon out a hole the size of a lemon.
I think a lot of us must be hiding things, and it's started to come out more. I'm going to go with some sort of preliminary symptom to an epidemic or truth serum in the water supply, as possible causes.
...somehow? I'm not sure if it's going that well. If it keeps up, the murder rate is going to skyrocket and you're about to be a whole lot busier.