It's the IHOP on [address here]. Tama and I both have hair roughly a little past our ears. I really wanted hashbrowns with everything but the kitchen sink. I should have specified I didn't want shoulder length hair in those hashbrowns. Haven't been able to eat them since.
If that wasn't bad enough, I think the sausages were off and everything came right back up. Or maybe that was just finding a hair in my food, I don't know.