Agent Washington (completelysane) wrote in valarnet, @ 2018-08-11 12:28:00 |
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Entry tags: | agent washington, frank hardy, nico di angelo |
The side of my instant oatmeal cup informs me that it has baobab fruit powder in it and that baobab fruit has a sweet citrus flavor that will boost the taste of my oatmeal. That sounds hipster as hell. It’s also a lie since this oatmeal tastes like cardboard, which is probably why it cost less than a dollar at the supermarket.