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captainpoppins (captainpoppins) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2018-06-26 22:45:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, mary poppins, yondu udonta

Guess it's about time I jump on the bandwagon and update y'all on my dreams:

So me and the rat (the talking Raccoon) go to save Peter from Ego, who is a livin' planet and happens to be his father (don't ask, it's a long story I ain't tellin'). After doin' a stupid amount of space jumps, and gettin' into the fray with Ego, it finally looks like we might have a shot at endin' the guy.

'cept our ship blew up in the fight between us and the stupid Sovereign ships that decided to show up. I ain't got no jet pack so I use my Yaka arrow to descend. Cuz y'know, I don't want to exactly fall to my death a couple hundred feet up.

Then Quill (Peter) starts laughin' at me, says I look like Mary Poppins.

Alien me doesn't know who that is.

So I go, "Is he cool?" to which Peter says, "Yeah." And I decided to announce to the goddamn world "I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL."

Yep. ~~Dammit Peter~~

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	abigail_hobbs 2018-06-27 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Mary Poppins had magic. That's cool. Does a Yaka arrow look like an umbrella? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2018-06-29 03:10 am UTC (link)
	She is cool. For kids. But a 6 foot somethin' blue dude bellowing out to the world that he's Mary Poppins? I dunno 'bout that. Nope. It looks like an arrow. Like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigail_hobbs 2018-06-29 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	At least you'll be memorable. That makes it funnier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2018-07-01 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. I guess. More embarrassin' you mean. I have no idea if I did, but I gather the way I was holdin' the arrow probably made it look it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prac_perfect 2018-06-27 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Mary Poppins is quite cool if I do say so myself. Although I'm sure you are referring to the more popular pop culture figure rather than myself. What is a Yaka arrow? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2018-07-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Your name is Mary Poppins? ~~Damn what was wrong with your folks. Then again my name ain't normal either~~ Aren't you the gal that was goin' on about people and their living habits? It's alien tech. A weapon. I control it with my mind and my whistling help direct it. Looks like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prac_perfect 2018-07-01 10:03 am UTC (link)
	Yes, if you can quite believe it. My parents must have had a very keen sense of humor. I don't know about "going on" about, but yes, I was making a comment about the overall state of this area. Why? Alien tech? And you... You dream of this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2018-07-08 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Better than mine. Not even sure how they managed to come up with the same damn name as the one I got in the dreams. Sounds more like an alien name than an Earth one. Nah, just checkin' if it was you. Sweetheart, I'm livin' it. In part. Dreams gave me the arrow, the fin, and well, I ain't exactly human anymore... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prac_perfect 2018-07-10 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	What is your name? You're having a go at me, aren't you? How can you possibly not be human? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2018-07-11 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Name's Yondu. Pretty sure bein' Papa Smurf blue ain't normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prac_perfect 2018-07-12 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh my! That's quite a look! Would need some foundation for that. And that is...natural? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	takeupthemantle 2018-06-29 09:07 am UTC (link)
	This is my favourite dream summary I've read on here yet. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captainpoppins 2018-07-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Glad I could oblige. (Reply to this) (Parent)