If you are ever wanting the real story, laddie, then feel free to stop by where I work and we can rant about the truly woeful state of the space program. You can find me or reach me, here:
< address > < phone number > madmonty @ gmail.com
Always happy to have a good rant, and it seems you agree with me enough to make it worthwhile. I want to hear more about this debate people were having about me, as well. Not out of vanity, but so I can try to see if there were any good workarounds that I can utilize. Bwa-ha-ha!