It's not like I woke up on my last day of vacation and said "Hey, this week has been awesome, but you know what would be the best? The flu! I think I'll go sit in front of the man with the wettest nosiest sinuses I can find and have him breath all over me." It was gross, Bela. Like. The absolute worst.
Oooh, that sounds nice. Are you going to let me play with your toys with you in your big comfortable bed?