I went down to the mall to ask Santa for help with my finals for Christmas, because who doesn't believe in Santa? But he told me I was too old for this, and then this mistletoe appeared?
And... well I kissed a Santa and I think he liked it. I hope that means he's going to grant my wish, I have no idea how that even happened. I'm so going to fail these, guys. Maybe he'll at least put in a good word for me? I really shouldn't have spent so much time playing that free video game but come on, free video game.