Neena Thurman is getting too old for this shit (godplaysdice) wrote in valarnet,
Dante's Inferno is already taken and it wouldn't fit on the sign. Damn strip malls and their limited signage space.
I mean it about not setting it on fire, though. You look like the kind of guy who'd roll on in, order a glass of fireball, pour it on the bar and grab a match just for shits.