I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! He wanted to talk at me, that's all!
I know, I know, and I like jam too, it's perfectly clear that you like it, and no limiting...shouldn't we be having a talk about your jam and jam in general offline and not...oh hell. It's fine that you like jam as well, that's not problematic. It's not like the sausage hasn't been shared before with other persons who happened to have jam and...
All right, I need to step away from the keyboard, for pity's sake.