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Tweak says, "This is who I am."

ᴄʟᴇᴀɴᴇʀ (garcian) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-09-11 08:54:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, agent carolina, dan smith, furiosa, garcian smith, katherine pierce, kenzi malikov, yondu udonta

John Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking bike, this place is fucked. If I could stop switching places with the dude I share a dreamspace with, that'd be cool. It's awkward as shit. Think of the most awkward thing, tell me what it is, and I will tell you that switching places with someone randomly is even more awkward. Fucker didn't even switch with me to get me to the front of the line at the breakfast place for a damn Eggywich, I ended up in the back of the bar which, actually, tequila at 9:00 am sounds pretty good right now.

There's also this cultist named Andrei Ulmeyda and his fanatic followers ain't above killing each other to get all 12 action figures of him (which appeared this morning in my bedroom). Who the hell would kill someone for an action of figure of some fucker with a fro dressed like an astronaut? Nevermind that he literally exploded in front of me and his blood killed everyone in the vicinity.

At least I got a ring that shoots fire. Shit.

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	collateralshot 2017-09-15 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I am a sweet, caring individual, Garcie. Real heart of gold over here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-15 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna try real hard not to interrupt your marital relations, Smith, trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-09-15 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I trust you because I cannot guarantee that if you do interrupt our marital relations you won't find yourself in bed with a very angry red head and a gun in your face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-15 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds a lot more exciting than how I usually wake up though, I'll give you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-09-15 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	She's a firecracker, no doubt. I won't lie, though, she is hot when she's angry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-15 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Ya'll make a cute pair, now don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-09-15 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if "cute" is the best word to describe us. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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