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Tweak says, "no getting out, we're trapped!"

ᴄʟᴇᴀɴᴇʀ (garcian) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-09-11 08:54:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, agent carolina, dan smith, furiosa, garcian smith, katherine pierce, kenzi malikov, yondu udonta

John Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking bike, this place is fucked. If I could stop switching places with the dude I share a dreamspace with, that'd be cool. It's awkward as shit. Think of the most awkward thing, tell me what it is, and I will tell you that switching places with someone randomly is even more awkward. Fucker didn't even switch with me to get me to the front of the line at the breakfast place for a damn Eggywich, I ended up in the back of the bar which, actually, tequila at 9:00 am sounds pretty good right now.

There's also this cultist named Andrei Ulmeyda and his fanatic followers ain't above killing each other to get all 12 action figures of him (which appeared this morning in my bedroom). Who the hell would kill someone for an action of figure of some fucker with a fro dressed like an astronaut? Nevermind that he literally exploded in front of me and his blood killed everyone in the vicinity.

At least I got a ring that shoots fire. Shit.

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	garcian 2017-09-13 10:32 am UTC (link)
	Shit, don't I know it. You're Carolina, right? I'm Garcian. It's real meat too, and an egg that's not like styrofoam. Highly recommended. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2017-09-15 04:34 am UTC (link)
	You're Garcian, huh? I've been told not to shoot you. Not sure I can even comprehend a breakfast sandwich made of unprocessed animal byproducts. I guess I'll just have to get one and see for myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-15 10:35 am UTC (link)
	I would appreciate that, ma'am. I'll try not to interrupt you and the other Smith when you're doing whatever. You definitely have to, tell 'em Garcian sent you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2017-09-16 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	That would be appreciated. One tends to stop such doings when the person keeps switching out on you. I'll do that. Familiar with the place, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-09-16 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well, now, I know that would be a real disappointment to him. I wouldn't want a friend to be disappointed. Very. It's my go-to for breakfast, when this place ain't fucking with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	topoftheboard 2017-09-17 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Definitely not. And I'd hate to shoot another family friend. Good breakfast places are rare nowadays. Fair warning, though. The shit that happens here tends to happen more and more the longer you stay here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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