That sounds so much like a kink now. I'm just calling it the kink room.
This is pretty cool. I've never really had a house before it's always been someone else's. I'm gonna have to learn how to mow the lawn and fix things and argue with the bank about a mortgage. And have neighborhood rivalries about whose house is cooler or who has better Christmas lights and my girlfriend is hotter and makes better cookies.
Or have really nice neighbors and we'll just secretly have a better everything else.