Fuck no. No offense or anything, but I ain't giving you PJ's that I routinely wear so you can get your Dream Germs all over them. These were a Christmas Gift or something I got a while ago and just never bothered taking out of the packaging. You're welcome to keep them.
It says you have a sense of humor. And trust me, the way I've seen these Smiles blow people up, there is not a detergent in this world that will clean that shit up.
I promise to haunt you, though. I'll become a ghost head and hang out in your dryer.