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Tweak says, "The human world is a mess"

ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴏғ ᴘʀᴇsᴛɪᴅɪɢɪᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ (cigam) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-05-12 16:17:00

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emma swan, garrett hawke, john constantine, megara, presto, zatanna zatara

Today I had my first experience of someone rudely asking me if I was pregnant. I thought this was more a faux pas nowadays, but no, people apparently still do it.

The answer was yes, and may as well say it here too. I'm due in November and can eat again without throwing up so I guess it's obvious I've been going to town on, well, everything I can stuff into my mouth.

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incendium
2017-05-14 01:02 am UTC (link)

Oh christ. Excuse us mate, is there a limitation on sexual intercourse or will the baby not like that very much? I'll let you ask that question.

Could you imagine? Trusting some sod with the task of delivering your child and--you're calm now, but you'd freak out and then I'd have to get blood on my hands finding him.

And if he says he'll be here and we won't need a backup he's getting slapped with the disturbing model of the uterus they keep on the table.

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	cigam 2017-05-14 01:08 am UTC (link)
	If you really want to know, I think 'mucous plug' is involved in this equation but I don't want to gross you out too much. I'll definitely leave the uterus-slapping to you, in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2017-05-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes but can mucous plug be broken? I've already been grossed out. I read the books and all their pretty little pictures. I've seen worse in hell. And all other physically exerting activities. Or magical ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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