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ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴏғ ᴘʀᴇsᴛɪᴅɪɢɪᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ (cigam) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-05-12 16:17:00

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emma swan, garrett hawke, john constantine, megara, presto, zatanna zatara

Today I had my first experience of someone rudely asking me if I was pregnant. I thought this was more a faux pas nowadays, but no, people apparently still do it.

The answer was yes, and may as well say it here too. I'm due in November and can eat again without throwing up so I guess it's obvious I've been going to town on, well, everything I can stuff into my mouth.

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	cigam 2017-05-13 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	I told two people. Two. That's one more than you told. And I don't know where you've been, but the first few weeks and then some have passed. I'm in the second trimester now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2017-05-13 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	I was forced against my will. That's another story entirely. And you also told Joan which is 3, darling. Yes yes, the first twelve weeks are done and now you've got till the 27th week before you hit the third. I've been reading the baby books. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2017-05-13 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I told Joan after the twelve-week mark. Mostly because I need to start training her on things ASAP. Have you? They've been interesting, hm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2017-05-13 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	She doesn't need to know any bit of magic. She's going to get herself killed. No love. I just bought them so you think I would and inevitably when the baby comes I'd wing it....Interesting is a curious word for it. Everything is so sensitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2017-05-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's just tasseomancy, John. And then tarot. Anyone can learn that, she'll be fine. You're so you, no wonder the House of Mystery likes me best. Yes, everything is sensitive, hormones are bitchy things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

incendium
2017-05-13 11:17 pm UTC (link)

She bloody well better be. If I have to go and cleanse her house again you'll both be hearing it from me.

The House is pandering to you because you're carrying a baby. Don't look too much into it. And I meant sensitive as in ~~so much can go wrong~~ development. You working and being stressed. Or using magic.

Or twats asking if you're pregnant. You're not stressed are you? The House is keeping a good energy.

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	cigam 2017-05-13 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I promise you she'll be alright. It's good she wants to advance and learn some new things. Oh, I thought you meant sensitive nipples. :p I'm not stressed though, darling, I'm alright. I'm mostly just hungry all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2017-05-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure those are sensitive as well, everything. Which why I haven't..I don't want to hurt anything. ~~Those bloody books are making me paranoid.~~ You'd tell me if you felt off, yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2017-05-14 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Soon I will be constantly horny instead of constantly hungry, so as long as your body is literally ready for me. Of course I would. I'm sure the House would pick up on it too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2017-05-14 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm always ready for you, love. But I don't. It doesn't hurt the baby, does it? Possibly but I'd rather hear it come from you. The House isn't a bloody doctor. Speaking of which, you trust ours, right? We don't need a special sort of doctor? ~~All doctors are crooks anyways but~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2017-05-14 12:22 am UTC (link)
	No, not at all. Later on we might have to get creative with positions since I'll be big as a house but it won't hurt the baby. I promise I would tell you. And I trust our doctor just fine, but why, did you have another in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

incendium
2017-05-14 12:36 am UTC (link)

If you're sure...We won't have any problems being creative. No worries.

Not really. But I just want to make sure they're not just la de da about it. The book says we should have a backup. One of them, anyways. In case you go into labor and the sod is conveniently out golfing because it's happened before.

Or I could just teleport and rip him off the golf course and tell him to deliver the god damned baby like he said he would.

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	cigam 2017-05-14 12:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure. We can ask the doctor too, for another opinion, since I'm certain it's question they must get a lot. We probably should have a backup though. Even if it is amusing to picture you teleporting into someone's golf game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

incendium
2017-05-14 01:02 am UTC (link)

Oh christ. Excuse us mate, is there a limitation on sexual intercourse or will the baby not like that very much? I'll let you ask that question.

Could you imagine? Trusting some sod with the task of delivering your child and--you're calm now, but you'd freak out and then I'd have to get blood on my hands finding him.

And if he says he'll be here and we won't need a backup he's getting slapped with the disturbing model of the uterus they keep on the table.

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	cigam 2017-05-14 01:08 am UTC (link)
	If you really want to know, I think 'mucous plug' is involved in this equation but I don't want to gross you out too much. I'll definitely leave the uterus-slapping to you, in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	incendium 2017-05-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes but can mucous plug be broken? I've already been grossed out. I read the books and all their pretty little pictures. I've seen worse in hell. And all other physically exerting activities. Or magical ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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