Sometimes I have some ideas that aren't half bad, eh?
I think it's the one cat in all of existence that I can't possibly yell at, and sounds like it's smoked more than I ever had. I also really do like Jammie Dodgers. And Jaffa Cakes. So I might actually snark scream all of that. For the sake of delicious biscuits.
I think we can get the signing bonuses sorted out, in a behind-closed-doors meeting, if you're interested. Adventures involving train tracks are for a later time and place.
I like your ideas as well, for the winner of our little bet. What time does your nursery close?