I'm not making sex look bad! I was just thinking of actual traintracks where no trains really run on and play times in a "Oh look, we're out of doors and I have a tophat on, and you're tied up. Whatever troubles might we possibly get into now?" See?
Yes, it hurts. Terribly. I need to go snark at other people. I can't even snark at your cat, because it's seen too much in it's lifetime(s).
Congratulations, new employee. Whom I shall pay only in dark chocolates and circus peanuts. You start, immediately.