Okay, a goatee is all right. Dangerous and dashing are certainly adjectives one would use for a goatee. Handlebar moustache is more "I'm going to tie you to some train tracks or put something in your drink while you're not looking" and that's not good at all for ladyboners.
Yes. My jam is available whenever you wish it to be.
No veggies either, you're all set. I even put it on white bread with the crusts cut off. ♥