Aren't watermelons always left outside during full moons? I have never seen entire watermelon patches brought inside at night. And why does leaving a watermelon outside during a full moon change them into vampires and not werewolves...weremelons?
There was a movie about fruit attacking people. Made in the 70's I believe. I admit, the concept of a large round fruit with giant teeth attempting to suck the blood of the living is both hilarious and terrifying.