I know I'm going to regret this, but how exactly do you use a brain as a weapon? Is it like zombie dog meat or something where you throw a piece of it in the direction of a String Cheese and they go after it instead of you?
And the answers are Yes, Yes, and you should probably invest in a ramen cookbook before you get past pack #10. Trust me on this. Personally, I'd recommend the Rapid Ramen Cookbook, or - for bonus points - Prison Ramen. The second one works exceptionally well if you have a security door to run your tin cup along while the noodles cook.