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Jean Prouvaire ([info]pluspetitpoete) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2017-02-16 18:59:00

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Entry tags:grantaire, hannah washington, jehan prouvaire, justin taylor, kurt hummel, roman godfrey

I'm not sure why people think we would have a post-Valentine's Day sale going on. We sell sex toys, not chocolates and flowers. There is no 50% off sale, nor will there be.

I've sent away many many disappointed people in the past two days.


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[info]sewnotperfect
2017-02-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
Maybe they think you'll take pity on the single people who need said toys after the holiday?

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[info]pluspetitpoete
2017-02-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
It is very tempting, but alas rules are rules :(

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[info]sewnotperfect
2017-02-21 05:09 am UTC (link)
Come to think of it, do sex shops have sales ever?

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[info]lonely_perverse
2017-02-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
Do we still have that vibrator shaped like a rose? I think that we could say that that is a flower.

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[info]pluspetitpoete
2017-02-21 04:02 am UTC (link)
You are trying to get me in trouble, monsieur.

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[info]lonely_perverse
2017-02-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
That is my job. My job actually says 'keep Jehan out of trouble' but I do not think that that is very good of me. You are your own person. Who am I to tell you not to put the roses in a vase as part of a display?

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[info]naive_sister
2017-02-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
Well, that sounds serious and disappointing.

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[info]pluspetitpoete
2017-02-21 04:03 am UTC (link)
Oh you know I'd let you use my discount, of course.

Pierrick sends love and stoney kisses.

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[info]naive_sister
2017-02-21 02:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I could come in to use it. I'm easily flustered by everything.

Aw. Make sure to give him kisses and love back.

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[info]sheeeyut
2017-02-17 11:07 am UTC (link)
Most people confuse romance and love with sex. More specifically, women.

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[info]pluspetitpoete
2017-02-21 04:05 am UTC (link)
Well that is a very dim and pessimistic outlook on women, sir.

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[info]sheeeyut
2017-02-21 01:40 pm UTC (link)
Is it or are you perceiving it that way as if there's something wrong with getting the two confused? Maybe it's more a lack of connection from men.

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[info]jstn_sunshine
2017-02-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
That doesn't surprise me at all.

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[info]pluspetitpoete
2017-02-21 04:05 am UTC (link)
If I could play Eros and help them I would! But I would prefer to keep my job.

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[info]jstn_sunshine
2017-02-21 06:17 am UTC (link)
Yeah, getting fired for giving people half priced sex toys probably isn't a good idea.

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