[The following response useing the text-to-speech application was posted after several minutes of silence from the user]
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Alright...ok...yeah, so yes, you were...difficult to deal with when you found us. But...if they didn't feel as though you were one of them, there was no way they would have agreed to come after you and Epsilon at the storage facility. They're idiots, but they knew what was waiting for them there. Well, maybe an army of Texes, but...something bad. Something they'd never faced before and it would be tough. Dangerous. And they came anyway. They really aren't so bad. Even after what I did to them, they stuck by me. They'll do the same for you in a heart be-HOLY FUCK, CAROLINA! How long have you been standing there?! Are you...are you cracking your knuckles? Oh shit!
[Connection to the text-to-speech application terminated]