Ah. I forgot how it felt for gossip rags to have nothing more interesting to talk about than my love life. I also forgot how delightful it was to have my agent speak to me so tersely about poor life choices, but I can't be expected to stay cooped up inside all day Ah well. I suppose it really was only a matter of time. I believe my shame meter is broken, however, so I'm not all that concerned about it.
[Filtered to Justin]
How's your brush with the paparazzi and gossip rags going, mystery blond?