Dude, don't tease. I'm still waiting for Sharknado to happen too, and really surprised the OC hasn't seen the opportunity for it. C'mon, you sadistic cosmic power butthole.
That's adorbs, actually, but I can't really see you wanting to live that close to people either. Neighbors are nosy. Spiral staircases are for wizards. Condos mean sharing walls with people you don't know. Let's just refurbish a cave instead.