I'm convinced you'll get to do that in real life some time. Just wait for it, it'll happen.
Should I care what these look like? I mean really care? It's weird, I have no feelings at all. Also, spiral staircases? What's the big deal? And she keeps trying to get me to buy a condo. I just need to know what their reception is like and if I can rewire their electrics to handle my systems.