Iolaus::the guy who ticked off all the Gods (oldhunterstrick) wrote in valarnet, @ 2016-10-06 14:03:00 |
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Entry tags: | iolaus, sans, xena |
So Aphrodite, nothing but tricksy apparently. Dream me got chosen to judge a beauty contest between her, Athena, and Artemis and the winner got honor or something. She gave me this golden apple that was supposed to make any other mortal fall in love with me at first sight with no other effort. Naturally the first one who fell for me was a princess of a kingdom already set to get married to another that was ready to wage war if it didn't happen. Her swooped into save the day of course and you know, this time I'm pretty glad he did. I'd rather not be a trophy on either kingdom's lawn.