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The Twelfth Doctor doesn't like hugs ([info]againsthugging) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2016-09-29 20:33:00

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Entry tags:nasir, sans, twelfth doctor

You know, I keep hearing about people one day living on Mars, and that's great. Though just as a warning, don't drink the water there.


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[info]gitdunkd
2016-09-29 09:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm totally gonna drink Martian water. I don't care what-er's in it, I'm gonna drink it.

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, guess we found the first person to die.

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[info]gitdunkd
2016-09-29 10:55 pm UTC (link)

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 11:13 pm UTC (link)
The flaw in this flow chart is assuming that pulling the lever the first time doesn't instantly kill you.

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[info]gitdunkd
2016-09-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Science is just a never ending quest to add things to 'Dumb Ways to Die'. It's a very enlightning thing.

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 11:21 pm UTC (link)
One could argue that life in general is a never ending quest to add things to 'Dumb Ways to Die.'

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[info]gitdunkd
2016-09-29 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Science gets us there faster, though. Science and beer.

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Alcohol in general leads to death far faster than most anything else.

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[info]noturlittleman
2016-09-29 09:40 pm UTC (link)
...Dare I ask why you shouldn't drink it?

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Ah good, someone who asks the important question! An alien life form may reside in the water and it will possess you if you drink it.

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[info]noturlittleman
2016-09-29 10:56 pm UTC (link)
...you mean a parasite?

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 11:14 pm UTC (link)
It's closer to a virus, actually. An intelligent virus that effectively kills its host and transforms it into a vessel that emits water like a faucet does.

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[info]noturlittleman
2016-09-29 11:21 pm UTC (link)
So Mars water makes sink zombies?

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 11:27 pm UTC (link)
In a manner of speaking. Though water comes out of their skin as well.

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[info]noturlittleman
2016-09-29 11:30 pm UTC (link)
That's extremely horrifying and I think I'm going to avoid space water in general.

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[info]againsthugging
2016-09-29 11:31 pm UTC (link)
That is a wise choice. Take your own water, and you should be fine.

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[info]notthefullmetal
2016-09-30 11:17 pm UTC (link)
That sounds ominous.

Do you know from experience?

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[info]againsthugging
2016-10-03 01:59 am UTC (link)
Yes, I definitely know from experience. Not one of my finer moments, either.

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