We just cherry-popped together! That's a memory for my timeline. I'm penciling you in. Mentally since I definitely don't physically pencil anything anywhere unless I'm getting paid for it.
I look forward to meeting you eventually then since I'll buy a shirt for me and another for my Baby.
Oh. Baby is my lady friend. By "lady friend" I actually mean "best fuck of my life who I'm lucky enough to cohabitate with" but that's neither here nor there.