So, this dude in a suit is in a job interview. And he's smart, and he's charming, and he presents himself well... The interviewer is really impressed with his manner, and wants to hire him... but there's a problem with his resume.
"Wow, you present yourself fantastically, and I'd love to give you this job," the interviewer says, "but you seem to be missing 5 years on your resume. What happened there?"
The man says, "Oh, that's when I went to Yale."
"That's great!" The interviewer is really impressed. He puts all the paperwork into a folder, satisfied. "You're hired!"
And the man jumps up and down, totally happy. He says, "Thank you! Now I got a yob!"