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Tweak says, "Vol Squad to the rescue!"

Blair Waldorf (queen_bwaldorf) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-08-23 18:41:00

Entry tags:

blair waldorf, chuck bass, tinkerbell

In my dreams, I'm far too obsessed with getting into Yale. While my father did go there in the waking world as in the dream world, I was never as desperate to get in myself. I was so desperate that I tried getting back at a new teacher for giving me a B then I got suspended and decided to blackmail her by starting a rumor. In the end, after being wait listed then getting an early acceptance, she was fired and my father found out I'd lied.

My dreams are a mess. Honestly. Oh and Jack Bass is a despicable human being even in these dreams.

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	cbasshole 2016-08-23 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	What'd my uncle do now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-23 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~You're talking to me now?~~ He only set you up so that he could take over Bass Industries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cbasshole 2016-08-24 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't sound much different than what he did here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-24 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	If I ever see him in this world, he'll regret it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cbasshole 2016-08-25 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately, I don't have a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-26 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Why can't he simply fall off the face of the earth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cbasshole 2016-08-26 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Because he lives to make my life miserable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-26 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	He needs a new hobby. Aren't there enough hookers to keep him busy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cbasshole 2016-08-27 01:21 am UTC (link)
	He likes his woman younger. I swear he's always had a thing for you and Georgina. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-28 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I think I'm going to be sick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cbasshole 2016-08-29 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	That's reassuring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-30 12:57 am UTC (link)
	As if I'd ever go for Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cbasshole 2016-08-30 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Why not, it might be the only way you get with Bass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-09-02 12:25 am UTC (link)
	If this is the way you're going to act, I think this conversation is over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

tinkhatespink
2016-08-24 01:06 am UTC (link)

So, this dude in a suit is in a job interview. And he's smart, and he's charming, and he presents himself well... The interviewer is really impressed with his manner, and wants to hire him... but there's a problem with his resume.

"Wow, you present yourself fantastically, and I'd love to give you this job," the interviewer says, "but you seem to be missing 5 years on your resume. What happened there?"

The man says, "Oh, that's when I went to Yale."

"That's great!" The interviewer is really impressed. He puts all the paperwork into a folder, satisfied. "You're hired!"

And the man jumps up and down, totally happy. He says, "Thank you! Now I got a yob!"

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	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-24 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2016-08-25 10:38 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-26 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I don't recall thanking you for, what I assume was, a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2016-08-26 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay! You didn't have to say it. I knew it was there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-26 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, it wasn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinkhatespink 2016-08-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Keep denying it. We both know the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queen_bwaldorf 2016-08-26 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	The truth is, you're trying my patience. (Reply to this) (Parent)