The only reason 26 year old me is mature is that I have kids. I'll admit it. Way to go skeleyou. Clearly whoever told you to stop making puns didn't have all that much power themselves. At least not over you.
Everytime I get on the internet I inevitably find some article about one of my clients and get pulled back into work mode wanting to fix whatever they've done. I check on them about a dozen times a night.