Me either. I mean, maybe I'm being optimistic and such about marriage, but I'd think no matter how much fun you have with your friends, you should be more excited to go off with your spouse.
Next thing you know, you'll be telling kids to get off your lawn. Which is actually a goal in life for me. I want to be that batty old lady, preferably with lots of stories about all the awesome stuff I did before I got old.