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I'll come in and you can recommend your favourite beads. I feel so delightfully dirty and like I know all these secrets about you, it's delicious.
But those are good points. I suppose I can see how couples vibrators can be gimicky - too good to be true, right? May as well go with the classic favourite. You're a philosophical man, R.
And no, I don't mind that at all. Go on and set them aside - I like these sorts of gambles.